Allegedly

“For me, it’s fascinating to watch how something like the current “Craig James killed five hookers” farce can take shape.”
For me it’s fascinating how someone who wants to condemn this “Google bomb” is likely inadvertently contributing to its effects.

Goodnight, Sweet Prince

The University of South Carolina’s football team just got 100% less brahsome. Of course when Connor Shaw gets hurt in Starkville this weekend Spurrier will be all like

OK so he’ll probably be like that no matter what happens. Best of luck to Stephen doing whatever it is Sociology majors end up doing.

Obamneycare?

Looks like Rick Perry has decided who the frontrunners are. I’m a little shocked at how direct and aggressive this ad is, but then, it’s a Perry ad, so I’m kinda not. I’m curious to see what the Romney camp’s response to this will be.

h/t jhp

GET OFF MY LAWN

“YOU EVER THROW UP ON A COP? YOU EVER BURN DOWN A 7-11? OF COURSE NOT, YOU’RE ON TUMBLR ALL DAY. PANSY.”

Animals Talking in All Caps makes me pretty happy. Also, I’m fairly certain I know someone with an “And that’s when I threw up on the cop” story, but can’t remember who it is (though I have a pretty good guess). If anybody knows who it was let me know.

College Football is Awesome

Craigslist is awesome too.

“Hardly used aircraft towed banner. Built durable.”

In Which I Don’t Drive Traffic to Paul Krugman

I promised someone that I would write a post linking Paul Krugman’s super tasteless 9/11 “shame” post to the new episode of Squidbillies last night, but I didn’t and now I’m tired. This is basically what I would have written anyway. I do find it mildly amusing that Krugman used 9/11 to shamelessly demagogue about people who used 9/11 for demagoguery. That, by the way, was a really difficult sentence to get my head around.

Georgetown China Basketball Brawl

Only Nixon could go to China. Lucky for us this international incident involves college basketball.