Headline of the day?

“I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed.”

Well if he was wearing your leather jacket he wasn’t naked was he Nicolas Cage? Also obviously he couldn’t stay in his house after that so aw dammit he had to move to the Bahamas? That sucks man.

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About richardwahnfried
Not named Richard Wahnfried, not krautrock legend Klaus Schulze.

One Response to Headline of the day?

  1. Krispy Kreme says:

    Bonus points for the fact that the reporter felt the need to explain that “A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack”.

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